Nate "Igor" Smith
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They might stay that way someday.
And then there are human crotch rests.
Lit Bar is a quagmire from which few have escaped.
Tongue-flashing and elbow-pointing can cause retinal harm, not just to that girl who's about to lose an eye.
At least throw a few air pull ups.
Balloons.
So say "screw it" and go out with an Excel spreadsheet on your face.
Bros: If the only stimulus this photo triggers is a trip to your chromium weed crusher and the bottom of a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, then congrats, you are never getting laid again.
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